I don't even think there's a character called Emmanuelle in it! I think the sex-obsessed lady in question is a fictional Lutz, which is dancing with litigation at its finest.
This is the most enjoyable movie review I have ever read. Although, debunking is a more appropriate term. I'm thinking of inflicting my eyes with another viewing, soon, with this review fresh in my mind. I'll let you know how the experiment turns out.
Thank you! I tell you, it was a damned sight more entertaining to vent about it than to watch it. Definitely let me know how you get on with it, and don't let my grumping stop you from enjoying it TOO much.
He really is, and I'm a little ashamed of using the H-word, but if we go back to the supposed origin - in that "ham" actors were straining for effect, signified by their ever-tight hamstrings - then Steiger is definitely one in his later years. If I'm being charitable, I guess it's because he thought he had to do that little bit more to prove himself. And he is the most entertaining part of the movie, especially when he's raging at Murray Hamilton.
He's a delirious presence. I remember being really confused by his performance as Napoleon when I encountered it on telly one afternoon when I was a kid. Why does he keep shouting random words? Why is he spitting on everything? Great stuff.
Also, admission time: I actually really enjoy Amityville. Probably something to do with a sweating Brolin in his man pants.
I'm a bore about how Steiger acts Brando out of the cab in On The Waterfront and "is good, actually" in Duck You Sucker! but I have yet to see his Napoleon. I can only imagine it is a towering performance of the little guy.
And yeah: Brolin in his tighty-whities is certainly a look. I think he spends a good 90 minutes just sweating.
I never saw Amityville Horror, despite all my childhood friends telling me how scary it was. A lot of its mileage is probably owed to the book cover/movie poster of the "evil house" skull face. I DID get suckered into seeing The Conjuring, because my sister loves horror movies. Goodness, how that movie sucks. I felt terrible once I learned its progeny.
Oh, there's a lot of mileage out of that house, which makes the flies and slamming windows all the less scary. As for The Conjuring, I feel the same way. I appreciate that Wan and co. are huge fans, but it all feels like empty calories to me.
I am a little sad now - we all believed the Amityville story actually was 'based on actual events'. When I see houses with the curved upper windows, 'It looks like the Amityville House" still crosses my mind. It may have been schlock - but man how it captured the imagination of still impressionable teens.
Aw. If it's any consolation, the house was still the site of a horrible mass murder! And I agree totally about the house - it's up there with the Psycho house in the creepy building stakes.
If AMITYVILLE EMMANUELLE didn’t have the tagline, “The Devil made her do it,” then a major opportunity was missed.
I don't even think there's a character called Emmanuelle in it! I think the sex-obsessed lady in question is a fictional Lutz, which is dancing with litigation at its finest.
This is the most enjoyable movie review I have ever read. Although, debunking is a more appropriate term. I'm thinking of inflicting my eyes with another viewing, soon, with this review fresh in my mind. I'll let you know how the experiment turns out.
Thank you! I tell you, it was a damned sight more entertaining to vent about it than to watch it. Definitely let me know how you get on with it, and don't let my grumping stop you from enjoying it TOO much.
My God, Steiger is volcanic in this film. An absolutely extraordinary performance.
He really is, and I'm a little ashamed of using the H-word, but if we go back to the supposed origin - in that "ham" actors were straining for effect, signified by their ever-tight hamstrings - then Steiger is definitely one in his later years. If I'm being charitable, I guess it's because he thought he had to do that little bit more to prove himself. And he is the most entertaining part of the movie, especially when he's raging at Murray Hamilton.
He's a delirious presence. I remember being really confused by his performance as Napoleon when I encountered it on telly one afternoon when I was a kid. Why does he keep shouting random words? Why is he spitting on everything? Great stuff.
Also, admission time: I actually really enjoy Amityville. Probably something to do with a sweating Brolin in his man pants.
I'm a bore about how Steiger acts Brando out of the cab in On The Waterfront and "is good, actually" in Duck You Sucker! but I have yet to see his Napoleon. I can only imagine it is a towering performance of the little guy.
And yeah: Brolin in his tighty-whities is certainly a look. I think he spends a good 90 minutes just sweating.
Steiger delivering Napoleon's final speech is a masterclass...
https://youtu.be/EwsS4v2QL-A?si=bHRGwl2W9FcE8X7j
Oh man, I really need to see this.
Brilliant one, Ray.
You flatterer, you.
I never saw Amityville Horror, despite all my childhood friends telling me how scary it was. A lot of its mileage is probably owed to the book cover/movie poster of the "evil house" skull face. I DID get suckered into seeing The Conjuring, because my sister loves horror movies. Goodness, how that movie sucks. I felt terrible once I learned its progeny.
Oh, there's a lot of mileage out of that house, which makes the flies and slamming windows all the less scary. As for The Conjuring, I feel the same way. I appreciate that Wan and co. are huge fans, but it all feels like empty calories to me.
I am a little sad now - we all believed the Amityville story actually was 'based on actual events'. When I see houses with the curved upper windows, 'It looks like the Amityville House" still crosses my mind. It may have been schlock - but man how it captured the imagination of still impressionable teens.
Aw. If it's any consolation, the house was still the site of a horrible mass murder! And I agree totally about the house - it's up there with the Psycho house in the creepy building stakes.